one of my best friends from home just broke up w her no good, long distance not-rly-a-bf of like 3 yrs and while i sympathize, yes, i love her, i grieve w her, i am so stoked now tht i can switch from lukewarm support of their relationship to us just shit talkin him!!!!!

FUCK!!!

dude, i am yearning

tonight i went to a elvis tribute show cus my sisters bf was playing it…wore this shiny silk shirt which got this 50 yr old man to tlk to me, saying he expected me perform then he asked how old i was…i said “22 but a dyke!” and then he tried to backpedal a little and say wow so young but he could tell i was a fan of the music and thts so impressive for someone my age or something…bitch…wrong again i think NOTHING of elvis i just dress like tht lol…rly was solely there to support my sisters bf who was to his credit the only one to be like “btw these songs were appropriated and heres who wrote each one” lol. this guy also was like “would u believe im 50?” didnt have it in me to say “ya bitch” so i just said “oh, wouldnt ya know it…” and then got up to leave

at the quinnipiac hockey games they play lil mama - lipgloss and thts so iconic. never thought of it as a hockey song previously but its such a hockey song!

for however melancholy i bet on losing dogs is overall tht little backup vocal accent of “hhhhaaaaa-aaaahhhh” is like the sweetest most comforting sigh of relief for me just how DOES she do it

2018 was abt coping&coping&coping and 2019 is going to be abt translating tht into just Living

i wanna be a personal chef+have no (professional) kitchen experience whtsoever but i found a website thts like for finding chefs/chefs to find clients so i just made a list for myself of the foods i make to get a sense of wht kind of menu id be working w and when i finished i was like wow…….i rly can make all of those foods and they are so delicious i feel comfortable charging for them thts amazing. also im hungry now